Internet, Can You Speak The Language?

Once upon a time there was a girl named Hyper (short for Hyperlink) and she was Online doing her homework. When she decided to call her friend Blog and invite her to a World Wide Web dinner party that she was going to be the Host of, and Blog agreed and said that she would go Phishing. The Hyper made some Raisin Cookies to go along with the small sandwiches she made. While she was doing that Blog went Searching on the Internet for some recipes with fish in them. Hyper Downloaded some really cool designs for her invitations. When everyone arrived she made some Refreshing lemonade and passed out the raisin cookies she made. Every one loved them but were still hungery but Hyper didn't have anymore food but then Blog arrived and  she brought the fish and some Worm soup. Then Hackers of all kinds came to the party because Blog was famous for her Worm soup. Hyper also invited a Band Width and they were very Cache. Everyone was listening to the wonderful music when all of a sudden Hyper's Wi-Fi went missing and it became the Cybercrime of the century. Then a friend of hers, Trojan Horse, found her Wi-Fi and she was so happy that she gave him some Shareware as a gift to his whole family. Then a guy named URL stole the shareware but Trojan Horse said it was ok because he didn't want a gift anyway, he did it to help out a friend. In the end Hyper and Blog had a really good time at the World wide wed party, the newspapers said it was one of the most happening parties in the history of parties and that made Hyper really happy for herself.